- When: 05/15/18
- QIC: Marlboro Man
- Pax: Alfred the Butler, Aquaman, Bartman, Bench, Dex, Duff, Hiny, Jock Itch, Joker, Lynard Skynyrd, Ma Bell, Marlboro Man, Money Shot, Patch (RESPECT), Pied Piper, Poppins, Pothole, Scotty Moe, Spinal Tap (RESPECT), Steamy, Tiny Dancer (2.0), Vanilla
The Thang: Vanilla is easing into his role as site Q at Ruck Ready, and as such has made the mistake of asking YHC to Q. Well, in honor of Joch Itch’s wedding, I took it upon myself to lead the bachelor party workout. A little something old – a ruck workout for the big guy. We had several folks up from Farmville to send the young stud off – something new! We started by rucking from Alice Keane to Wintergreen Elementary with 4x4s and some random coupons – something borrowed (from Pied Piper). YHC keeps things nice and chaotic during the ruck – occasionally asking for tightening up the pack, but content with the scatter. Bono would be so proud. When we got to the field behind Wintergreen Elementary, we formed a circle and one by one came to the middle to offer Jock Itch our best marriage advice followed by an exercise. Since we are all experts on sex, relationships, personal space, and comedy, this was a big hit and I’m sure Jock took it all in and will use our great advice as he ventures out into the adult world! Upon completion of the PT portion of the ruck, we shuffled back to the flag where we had one bear crawl race – Ma Bell was the winner – and that was it! Out of breath (something blue), we circled back to the flag for BOM and allowed the Farmville folks to take the Booty flag with them.
Prayers: Dr. Randy Parker (cancer), Hunter Blount (car accident), Ms. Marlene Hughes (fall), Doubtfire (meniscus tear, recovering), Spinal Tap’s family members, Jock Itch (wedding).
Announcements: Check the website (from Tiny Dancer), Pub Ruck May 25.