Well folks, today reminded me of a family (a mostly un-athletic family) game of semi-touch football at a family reunion. A great time was had by all but there were a few moments that had all wondering who the weird uncle was that kept trying to tackle the 2.0’s.

A few highlights that were likely captured by Chestnut’s go-pro were:

IT having a case of the slaps
Strokes beasting on any 2.0 that entered his personal space
Shrimp elbowing a good four to five people in the head, repeatedly apologizing stating “Watch out boo boo, sometimes those elbows shoot out”
Dewey protecting his house, batting down or intercepting everything in the end zone
Lachey (me) asuming the role as resident A-hole and continually shouting out bogus scores until everyone was confused.

And just when the Boyd Lee park police showed up to politely ask the PAX to get the hell of the football field as we were making an absolute mockery of the sacred game, Tonsils (FNG) and Sucker Punch showed up to give the PAX a more legitimate look.

Next week, we will resume the 6:30am start time. Stay tuned in on Twitter as JAG is taking over as co-Site Q effective immediately. If you want a shot at the champ, you need to come out to Boyd Lee on Saturday mornings at 6:30am.

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