“…Beef! It’s what’s for Dinner” or “What She said”!!!

Pledge of to Begin. Covers removed. Standing at Attention. Hand over heart…..Build-up this Gloom was a two flagger day. The cattle drive was about to begin when Chicken Wang showed his thang (had to be there). Stretching Left, Right, CenterWho then, but Hot Air rolls in quietly, hoping no 1 paid attention. Next exercise was a ‘Stern’ fav – 1 Burpee Just for Fun. Well Dag, I has to be a man of integrity. Aight, One Penalty Burpee. SSH.

Mosey 10 yards, stretching out side by side along the drive way. Everybody led in at least 10 x 2: jump a llujahs, while punching up; wide arm merkins; ranger merkins; diamond merkins; s.a.l.a.d squats; WWI and II’s. Somebody’s son started inquiring about ‘ol CC’s coupons, blocks, tires, bricks, lawn-mower hood, bicycle, etc..

Well, strapped on tighter and acquired two bricks per ‘sweaty fellas’ and headed down past a bucket o balls. Comments started flying about checkin out those NOT POSTING HERE, THAT AIN”T GOT NO BALLS.

While walking with our bricks, brick-a-lujahs were happening all the way to Mt. Boyd Lee (Circle). Didn’t set the bricks down is key right here peeps a readin. Well, Stern lead the pace car. It was a muscle car, of GTO proportions. He started with Curls for the Girls, (which they do love a man’s guns), with 15. Each PAX then led also and repeated……..with 15 around the circle. Then Stern led in brick-a-lujahs. He learned (by Khaki) to dial it back, as catching on was occurring. Spinal Tap reminded all of just how s l o w he can count. V-Ups, 11’s and 1’s continuing with bricks. Bench Pressing then; YHC led in 79 presses (which is amount of years parents would’ve been married today, April 14). American Hammers, with ‘da bricks. Phunny as heck when Kool-Aid (as we would follow the instructions by the previous PAX member), said, “What she said”. Hot-Air just got busted. We all laughed Yugely right hear. Heck, Spinal Tap even ‘peed himself’ on the circle o pain. Or, was that SWEAT…??

Load up this posse. Head back with Brick-a-lujahs….singing camp fire songs of how smoked the arms got today. Circled em. Counted em. Branded em. All 10 weren’t scurred.

Name 0 Rama. COT. Announcing this Saturday at Town Commons; fund raiser. $10 bucks a pop and chance winning a ruck. Prechiate you 4 Leaf…. Upcoming study led by Padre, aiming to help men who struggle with Porn.

Prayers-branded. tied. stiff-neck. missing PAX. Visible PAX. Bench’s mother. Our NATION, please God!!!

Love ya’ll MEN……………..CC