• When: 07/31/2021
  • QIC: ENC
In reading through various F3 LEXICONS and EXICONS, through backblasts, and pre-blasts, YHC has learned and re-learned many words and phrases. MERKIN, for example, is one we all know and love, however, YHC encountered this word years ago in some humanities class at University – it meant something very different (we will just leave it there, and I pray none of you will ever need one). When asked to write this pre-blast, YHC was once again in need of an F3 education. The acronym was CSAUP and it stands for “completely stupid and utterly pointless.” Enter – THE SASQUATCH.

THE Sasquatch is HERE and through its challenge we WILL pay homage to a past leader/creator – Bigfoot. Over FIVE years ago, his CSAUP proclamation was met with instant approval and put into action bringing hundreds of PAX together since its inception. SASQUATCH THEMES of old have also paid tribute to COOPSTRONG (Papa Smurf) in more recent years.

This year’s SASQUATCH has a higher calling as well – AINSLEYs Angels which aims to build awareness about America’s special needs community through inclusion in all aspects of life. So, we will be donating our money, wearing a SEA of PINK to show unanimity with their organization, and most importantly, we will be engaging members of the special needs community by pushing on the last leg of the SASQUATCH. It will be a series of SPECIAL MOMENTS.

The SASQUATCH, consisting of five 10-min bootcamps (Ruckers will only do 2) spread over 10-miles or terrain, is a micro-manifestation of the overall vision of F3 – to complete difficult challenges with our brothers by our side. The workouts will be posted day of, which makes the virtual possible. The Q’s will lead the workout at their assigned AO!

By embracing this challenging commitment, PAX are acknowledging through action that there is no GROWTH without actual STRUGGLE.

So, don’t FARTSACK… don’t make EXCUSES… don’t leave your brothers behind… come to the SASQUATCH to pay homage to those who have come before us… come to honor the brother sweating next to you… come to prove something to yourself.

And one more thing, the current definition of CSAUP feels like something my M and her M sat down and came up with – it just feels naggy. I would like to formally request through this PREBLAST that the CSAUP now stands for COMPLETELY SIGNIFICANT and ULTIMATELY POSITIVE because that’s what it’s going to be for you when you show up.

See you Saturday, July 31st @ 6am at the Greenville Town Commons! Signup here! Tshirt and Patch options if you signup and pay by July 15th to receive a shirt by the event!

We will also have a Fellowship event on Friday starting at 5pm at Mporium until… There will be a food truck there also!

Listen to the Podcast from Pirate Radio with Stern, Cousin IT, String Bean and Fin!

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