15 PAX met up for an All-Q on Christmas Eve. Double D just came in his pajamas but Ramses took the prize with his Ugly Christmas Sweater. He then upped the ante during warm up by firing up the lights on his sweater. Shock hazard was pointed out by Foxy.

Warmup- Enron

Good mornings, High Knees, Butt Kickers, SSH

The Thang:

Mosey to Union Alley led by Flo. BTTW as we sang Jingle Bells down the line.

Handoff to Mule Days who had us do AMRAP merkins for 30 seconds followed by AMRAP WWIIs for 30 seconds.

Handoff to Deuce who moved us to the next Alley. Wall sits as we sang another carol (we Wish You a Merry Christmas?) down the line with each PAX singing one word. PAX struggled with this.

Handoff to Largemouth who moseyed to Block Wall on main street for 10 Box Jumps. Then on to Civic Center. Mini Doras with 50 Merkins, 100 Squats and 150 Mountain Climbers.

Ramses got us in the spirit starting with 10 Mike Tysons in cadence, Bear Crawl to the middle of parking lot with 10 SSH in cadence, crab walk to other side of lot with 10 Crab Cakes in cadence. Reverse and repeat back.

Copper 2.0 took us to the brick wall by the waterfront. He led us in 10 Irkins, 20 squats.

Handed off to Foxy who wanted to get down on the dock to see who would fall in. Flutter kicks, Boxcutters and Xs and Os over the water. Unfortunately no casualties.

Matlock moseyed us to the Peoples Pier where we went country with some Tammy Wynettes. Standing by our man we alternated 3 sets of 10 squats and 10 Merkins. Followed that with sets of hallelujahs and Wheezy Jeffersons.

Boss Hog took us back to the flags for Merkins, Hillbillies and something else??

Somewhere in the beatdown were 5 Burpees that I have intentionally blocked out of my memory.

COT: Count-a-rama, prayer requests and hand on a man. We were so distracted by the thought of the F2 annual King Chicken Breakfast to follow (as well as Double D’s joke) that we forgot Name-a-Rama!

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