RAIN RAIN GO Away

Work up and heard the rain. Damn. Grabbed a coat and forgot my gloves. Shorts on, penis there, ready to go.

Pulled into O-Towns driveway to drive us over. His lights were on inside and realized that this was some weird trick that he was playing on me while he slept in the fartsac. So, naturally i decided to shit on his doorstep knowing that it would eventually be washed out and jus look like some weird stain on his porch. Southern Fried doesn’t play in the rain and Baby Ruth is apparently sleeping with him in the fart sac while sucking on his nips.

So, onward to Boyd Lee.

While getting hyped to “Momma said Knock you out” I wondered how many people were going to show up due to the rain and was pleasantly surprised to see Cold-cut sitting in his car fashioning a trash bag into a make shift poncho. Or it could be a way to do some weird sex asphyxiation thing. OMG he is looking me in the eyes and were are his pants? I don’t want to know so I look away and face forward.

After I left the truck we gather by my invisible shovel flag due to Closed hand saving it from when I left it. He called me and said he was keeping to to use to bury dead bodies (he can get his own damn tarp). I then put bookworm at ease by letting him know that there were no burpees and bear crawls today in the rain soaked ground. He smiled and let me know that i was his favorite and that he tells Wet-Spot the same thing but crosses his finger while saying it.

Stern is looking at me weird now while rubbing his pirate radio logo. Oh hell, lets get his mind on something else.

Run a lap ladies.

Mumble chatter about no warm up from the group. Why don’t you go over to Fia and see how they warm up on their tear soaked yoga mats.

Picnic table time and follow the leader. MORE DAMN MUMBLE CHATTER…SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING A ROW. I then explained that if they didn’t like it they could take the Q any time. Until then, look at my tight ass while I lead you around these picnic tables like a bunch of hookers wanting some crack.

RUN A LAP LADIES

Rock pile…i made them puff puff pass due to the rocks being so tiny that a couple of us had to share some real love.

RUN A LAP LADIES

up against the wall and sit. Cold-Cut pulled a Spinal-tap but he had his vodka filled water bottle the whole time. DONT THINK I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS TONY!!!

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name the FNG (MudHole)

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Just wanted to give a big shoutout to God for stopping the rain just long enough for the workout then, once we were done, dropping the hammer to catch the rain total up. Your always cool in my book God and i appreciate the answered prayer this morning!

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Announcements

Trash Pickup 8:30 Tomorrow Rite aid on Charles is the starting point

Farmville Site Launch At the middle school